my flow just grew legs and walked out, bye

  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe