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Don’t Be Squidward This Summer
(Source: octopussoir-, via halfthew0rldawayy)
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- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
(Source: frnkkk, via halfthew0rldawayy)
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
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